Washington, D.C. · Est. 2025
Cataloguing the ever-expanding portfolio of America's most gainfully employed public servant.
"This is the most meaningful Labor Day of my life as someone with four jobs."
— Sen. Marco Rubio, Cabinet Meeting, 2025The Permanent Collection
A chronological survey of a career that simply refused to specialize.
⚠ YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE MEME WING ⚠
The Meme Wing
Born from the "Marco Rubio Realizing" meme of January 2026. Photoshopped into existence. Curated without remorse.
About the Source Material
The meme format depicts Rubio seated on a beige couch during the February 2025 Zelenskyy–Trump White House meeting, staring into the middle distance with hands folded — the face of a man processing yet another appointment. Variants dress him in AI-generated thematic attire matching each role. Browse the full gallery at Know Your Meme.