The Museum of Marco Rubio Jobs

Museum Gift Shop

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The Museum Shop

Commemorative merchandise for America's most overemployed public servant.

All items fictional · No actual products will ship · Void where Rubio is governor

🏷️ Labor Day Sale — Use Code FOURJOBS for 25% off

"This is the most meaningful Labor Day of my life as someone with four jobs."

© 2026 The Museum of Marco Rubio Jobs. A Type & Co. production. This site is satirical. No government agencies were consolidated in the making of this webpage. All meme positions are fictional. All real positions are unfortunately not. Marco Rubio is not affiliated with this museum, though at this rate he may be appointed to run it. For concerns, complaints or new job submissions, please contact the Acting Secretary of Digital Exhibits.

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